When you have invested in unique paint, like the QMPP job on the Running Bull project, it makes sense to want to maintain and protect it. (Not to mention that I want it to look ‘showroom’ when I eventually do have to hand it over to the Publisher.)
The first person I asked for some tips was the painter himself.
The bloke who had stressed his carpal tunnel whilst creating the artwork would have sound counsel I reasoned.
So it proved. Back down the wire came Mark Walker’s nine-point paint maintenance plan - and several other pieces of sage advice.
- Don’t wash your bike in the sun.
- Hose thoroughly to remove any dirt/material.
- Soak bugs off. Don’t ever scratch them off. “You’d be amazed at how many people stand there, scratching at their paint with a fingernail.”
- Use dedicated automotive products. ”Not dish washing liquid. Don’t laugh, this does happen!”
- A bike that is well polished is far easier to clean then one that sees polish once a year.
- Spend some coin and get a proper ‘kit’ together. “It will cost about $80 to $100. It’s an investment in your bike.”
- Use a proper polish applicator sponge.
- When polishing, use two towels to clean up. One to wipe the bulk of the polish off, then follow up with a clean one,
- Use microfibre towels for polish removal.
Coincidentally (read fortunately) I’d just used the last of my stock of spray-on detailer getting the splattered bugs of the Bull’s headlight. So I jumped on the beast and headed in the direction of Rollies Speed Shop in Newstead at the next available.
First call was the Indian Brisbane dealership though. Just up the road in Fortitude Valley, or as the locals say “The Valley”.
Which reminds me of this:
Incidentally, that opening lyric “went down on the Montevideo” refers to the POW ship sunk during WWII. The ‘Fortitude’ in the suburb name was after another vessel - the SS Fortitude, which brought many of the original Scottish immigrants to area.
You won’t see much tartan in the Valley these days though. According to a Brisbane web site it’s become the nightlife hub. Chinatown, pubs and entertainment malls – and there are an increasing number of Indians. The demo fleet is parked down in the yard across the laneway from the shop in Wickham Street.
(How’s that for a convoluted segue?)
I went in to talk to Robertino about the Sports Air Cleaner Brum wants installed - and to quiz him about the aftermarket camshafts we (Brum) has heard about.
He had a result (sort-of) on the air filter – it has been ordered ex-USA – but didn’t shine any light on the cam situation. He gave the bike the once over and we had a chat about tyre and suspension pre-load settings - and I was on my way.
It’s always a pleasant visit to that shop. They are a friendly, happy crew. Because they are kicking a few goals, I guess.
Indian upstairs |
Victory ground floor |
To that end, the team I met at Rollies shortly after are really switched-on too.
I went in and introduced myself and the project bike to Hamish and explained the nature of my visit. “Heavy Duty Magazine and Mark Walker sent me”, and then asked for some tips on keeping the bike mint.
Like just about everyone else I’ve met in the motorcycle industry up here, ‘Ah, how is Brum?’ He enquired. The man's a Queensland legend - or everyone here is from Melbourne.
Anyway, he then set about putting together a sample kit of their Surf City Garage, Enthusiast Grade detailing products. A pannier full; give or take some foam packaging I already had in the boxes. (Forward planning or what!)
The Bull’s bags (lol) are quite serviceable. Capacity is quite good and access is a breeze. Even more so with the racks fitted to the lids. They act like big handles. No, definitely no farnarkling required with these lids. But, even so, I came away with quite a haul. Products marked as 'tester' and some straight out of the shipping container being unpacked as we spoke. (I love this gig.)
This selection is designed to maintain a bike and is for paint that is already in good condition. There is a range of restorative products available too, but this booty (in the Piratical sense, thank you) is all about protection and presentation.
I'll be shaking the bottles of this pile of promotional booty shortly. It's raining here now. |
Barrier Reef Carnauba Wax.
How about this for great copy too:
"A gloss so deep it’ll make you feel like you can dive right into the paint. A wax so easy to use, you may feel guilty at how little effort is needed…until friends rave about how great your ride looks. These are just two reasons why Barrier Reef has become the best selling wax in the Enthusiast Market. It’s blended with the world’s best pure #1 Brazilian Carnauba for the longest-lasting paint protection and the deepest, most mesmerizing gloss you’ll find under the sun. Use it and get lost in the gloss."Which prompted me to wonder, okay, what is a Carne...Caranuba...Carnubia...CARNAUBA. I've read about it on automotive products since I rode a CB450, but never got much further contemplating it other than 'shiny wax'. Well using my Ph.D. in Google I found it's one of these:
School for very hard wax - The Brazilian Carnauba Palm. Surfers use it too. |
After it's thoroughly washed with the Pacific Blue Wash and wax of course. Referring to points one through nine above.
Clean up will be with as some of the Speed Demon Wax Detailer.
The Beyond Steel Wheel Cleaner will be handy, not much wheel shows at either end - but cleaning what is visible is a down-on-the-ground affair. Even if it's on a jack. Any assistance will be a big plus.
Killer Chrome All Metal Polish sounds like it's just the ticket for all the metallic bling too. There is a lot of chrome.
Hamish also said that the Dash Away Interior Detailer is good not only for the dashboard, but all the other surfaces of the bike, including the saddle.
"Everyone is allowed to make the Armour-all-on-the-seat mistake once." I replied. "But only once."
To which Hamish assured me it will provide a great non-slip finish. Even on the saddle.
After a quick stroll around Rollies showroom I headed back towards base on the lookout for photo locations to show off the new Stage II bling. By the time I got back to the Bayside I still hadn't' found one so I used an old favourite spot in Manly.
Arvo marina. |
We vill do ze talking. Park this anywhere and prepare to engage. |
The JW ladies had long wandered up the Esplanade when two more "I'm a non-motorcyclist and I don't know anything about bikes but tell me ..." types made contact.
This motorcycle sure likes meeting people. Eventually the crowd thinned and I got some shots. Took a while though.
Today there's rain and a show bike to get dirty simply because cleaning it will be interesting. And that detailer wax smells great. Full reports to follow.
The day's collection of reading material. From it I have deduced that the answers to life's big questions are in hard wax. The Surf City blurb is great fun too. |